Welcome to the About Us Page
First of all—what are you even doing here? Seriously, what kind of degenerate does their due diligence on a meme coin about deporting people? But hey, if you're here, you might as well read on.
Important Notes
- This is NOT financial advice. (Seriously, don't even think about it.)
- This is NOT an impersonation of Tom Homan. It's a parody. Learn the difference.
- This is NOT… eh, whatever. Figure it out yourself.
FINANCIAL ADVICE (Spoiler: This isn't it)
Under the Investment Advisers Act of 1940, "financial advice" includes personalized recommendations about investments, managing portfolios, and generally acting like someone who knows what they're talking about. None of that is happening here.
Here's what this actually is:
- General nonsense.
- Educational-ish memes.
- A hotbed for degenerate gambling disguised as a "community project."
Remember, this is NOT financial advice. Go consult your cousin's neighbor's accountant if you're looking for that.
PARODY (Yes, it's legal… probably)
According to U.S. Copyright Law, parody qualifies as "fair use" when it transforms the original work to make fun of it. We're here to point out the absurdity, not impersonate anyone. If you're confused, maybe Google "Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music" and pretend to be smart for five minutes.
Why Are We Here?
If you've read this far, congratulations—you're officially not a goldfish. You're just a try-hard doing due diligence on a meme coin. Honestly? I'd rather be a goldfish. Less stress, more snacks.
Here's the deal: This project started as a satirical take on the complex moral debate about deportation in the U.S. On one side, people argue for compassion and humanity. On the other, people point to laws and security. It's a mess.
Our opinion? We don't have one. Why? Because we don't care. Instead, we believe humor is the only weapon against absurdity. So we took an already ridiculous situation and cranked it up to 11, hoping it'll make people think.
Ironic, isn't it? A project that demands you don't use your brain trying to make people… think. Go figure.